PP

I think I have lost the ability to write. I have spent the last 40 minutes staring at the computer wondering how to type what I want to type. Then I realising I can't say what I want to say- even though I want to say it- I delete the post and then I'm back to Square One.

Why am I typing this out then? Pointless post. PP. From today. I think I'll title it PP. Followed by PP Junior, PP the Third, so on and so forth.

Speaking of pointlessness, today in an attempt to make someone in a very dark mood laugh, I indulged in a little family sledging. Using funny sounding names. If you didn't know what they mean, they sound like words that could mean something else altogether. (See, I can't write anymore).

For instance, Sudakshina (pronounced Shoe-do-khina in foreign tongue) : When repeatedly mumbled in an annoyed tone/ screamed out loud with your hair flying loose and eyes wild, could sound like a Japanese curse. Say it with me people, "Shoedokhinaaaa!"
See?

Follow now a conversation at a restaurant, where three individuals discuss a bowl of soup. (An explanation as to tone, emotion and pronunciation shall follow).

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1 to 2, 3: (tasting soup). "The soup is really rimli!"
2: "Is it? Not to worry. Just encashed my salary. I'll Bhattchage it"
3: (obviously much older in age than the young turks we just encountered) Buttchage? You're talking about your posterior at meal times! CHEE CHEE! Baadol baadol baadol baadol!!
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Key:

Rimli- Sounds watery.

Bhattcharge- Apparently another verion of the popular and Foreign tongue surname Bhattacharya. (to be pronounced as Bhatt- charge). Also sounds like some form of currency or credit card system.

Baadol- (Meaning cloud. Baadal). Say it over and over again, sounds like you're condemning something. Baadol baadol baadol baadol.

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Tadaa.

PP. Have I mentioned this is a PP?